Routinely getting banking errors is really annoying and ends up in hours of dealing with bots, followed by hours of dealing like folks acting like androids , but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was temporarily the riches person globally. A PayPal error left him with just over $92 Quadrillion bucks. Just actually he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you actually know what I might do with $92 quadrillion dollars?
With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd scoff and throw cash in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion bucks I would convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Change it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion bucks I might build everything I own out of money. My place, my auto, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I would literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling car components on eBay part time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion greenback gaff he though was a debt. Instead of immediately crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He probably did what any other average homo sapien would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost buddy" spotted it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal soon after made contact with him and noted the massive mistake and said that they would give a unspecified amount of cash to a reason for Reynold's choice Instead of restoring his $140 that is. Yeah you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a quick hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and pay off the US state debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, tried hacking, PC crime, let alone the plain fact it is online immediately makes all his crimes federal. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a computed 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off one or two cases online where roughly for nicking $1 million greenbacks they received around 3 and a half years in prison) That's just with one charge! They're going to be locking up his bloodline forever. If the govt let's him survive to see the rest of his wishes with his money, it would all be in vein establishing the fallacy in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No issues in that you are just about infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There's only buying. Next, if you assumed folks coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery winnings every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Not to mention he could hire a countries armed forces to personally protect him.
So in summing up, Reynold's repays the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favourite sports team, squanders insignificant billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals making an attempt to make contact again after striking it big means they are gold digging, and eventually gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which should eventually pinch all his cash.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your endless prison cell.
With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd scoff and throw cash in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion bucks I would convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Change it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion bucks I might build everything I own out of money. My place, my auto, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I would literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling car components on eBay part time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion greenback gaff he though was a debt. Instead of immediately crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He probably did what any other average homo sapien would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost buddy" spotted it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal soon after made contact with him and noted the massive mistake and said that they would give a unspecified amount of cash to a reason for Reynold's choice Instead of restoring his $140 that is. Yeah you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a quick hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and pay off the US state debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, tried hacking, PC crime, let alone the plain fact it is online immediately makes all his crimes federal. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a computed 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off one or two cases online where roughly for nicking $1 million greenbacks they received around 3 and a half years in prison) That's just with one charge! They're going to be locking up his bloodline forever. If the govt let's him survive to see the rest of his wishes with his money, it would all be in vein establishing the fallacy in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No issues in that you are just about infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There's only buying. Next, if you assumed folks coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery winnings every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Not to mention he could hire a countries armed forces to personally protect him.
So in summing up, Reynold's repays the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favourite sports team, squanders insignificant billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals making an attempt to make contact again after striking it big means they are gold digging, and eventually gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which should eventually pinch all his cash.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your endless prison cell.
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